shoutout to all the cute girls following me ur all cute lil princesses and i hope u all are having wonderful days. and if u think this post isn’t about u it is because ur all fuckin adorable.

(Source: captain-waifu, via dance-slow-decades)


did you know that “friends” stands for:

  • feebee
  • rachel
  • it’s joey
  • everyone is friends
  • nonica
  • dross
  • shandler

(via ilovepeoplethattalktocameras)

  • kids: hey dad where are we going for our next vacation
  • me: well lets see kids
  • me: *throws dart at map of the world*
  • me: hm
  • me: another trip to the middle of the pacific ocean


mom can i borrow money to buy you a present

(Source: heteroh, via blurred-smiles)


why can’t i meet cute girls who are into me at the places i like to hang out, like my room??

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